RIZZZ:
"Wait, wait, ONE of us has to lead!"
GlitterRock:
"Hey Spock, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"
GordonSchumway:
"It's not easy being green..."
Kwaja_Ali:
The Man Who Fell to Earth and Couldn't Get Up.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Beekeepers from Beyond the Stars.
SuperPulse:
"Captain! Monica's Story is 40% off at Amazon! Can we get it, PLEASE?"
DanZero:
And I said "ROCK!" But then Kirk said "Paper" and zat was the end of Chekov and his long reign as vodka man on the Enterprise...
TGoodchild:
Decoding the Shatner gene helix: S-M-A-R-M...
UnReality:
"...in a drug-induced frenzy that left four dead and a pile of scripts at our door."
Klatuu:
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a screengrab!
Widget:
"My God! I've been chewing my fingernails! Now a WHOLE HAND's gonna grow inside me!"
YingYang:
The puppeteer is taking a coffee break...
Occupant:
I believe the Lollipop Guild is here to see you, Captain.
Occupant:
I think I'll send the pointy- eared one to the cornfield.
Das_Hunterman:
"Capitan! We're revolting!" "Yes you most certianly are!"
Chebwa:
"What a damn sucky name! Why the HELL must you keep showing it?"
St_Shiris:
The class stood enraptured as Billy peed the entire To Be or not to Be soliloquy from Hamlet into the dirt on the floor.
Dairai:
"Dammit, Spock, *everybody* always skips crew picture day..."