nashthumbugandshort:
Do you believe there is a greater-than-average probability that my phaser is empty, punk?
Caramel:
"Whoah, Bones! You really CAN write your name in the dirt! Pretty impressive!"
144b:
Captain' s log: We beamed down on Walton's Mountain...
Klatuu:
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a kangaroo!
BuckFifty:
*grumble* Tired of hearing about the Professor and coconut this and coconut that... Bastard can lick MY coconut...
_Anakin_Skywalker_:
"Xena would pay us much more for this!"
GersonK:
"Cleeevage to the left of me, cleeeevage to the right of me! Reason be damned, I'm a' goin' in!"
Enapov:
Sir are you sure that you don't want your horsey and you widdle bow and arrow.
Amon:
"Please put you breasts in the locked and upright position."
BuckFifty:
Tonight on You're Shittin' Me Theater... How Daniel Boone got his Groove Back...
SuperPulse:
Are you still dead? Okay, how bout now? Still? Snap out of it!
GersonK:
"Bones, go wide, Chapel go short, and I'll pull the old Statue of Liberty play."
Klatuu:
Smarmageddon
GlitterRock:
"...and, so, the only logical alternative was that it was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick."
empressv:
Oh look, honey. The Enterpise is building a nest.
Chebwa:
"Captain, it is illogical to be a tea pot without a spout."
Zonk:
"Sure, sure... join Star Fleet, see the galaxy. More like see the galley. When do we get to screw alien babes?"
Jugger:
Does this bother you? I'm not touching you...