Artanas:
"I'm not a squid. Thank you."
Goldfinger:
"Have I ever told you about my childhood summers spent at Camp Hootchiemama?"
IllegalityGirl:
"What a great scar this'll make for the chicks..."
Bite_The_Basket:
"Arch those puppies all you want, Spock, but the ladeeez still love the Shat."
GersonK:
"Mein Shatner! I can act!"
Shattered:
Did you guys make a movie where you were looking for me? Jeez - you go take a dump, and suddenly everyone's searching for you.
GersonK:
"Dammit, why won't Jeff Berman return my phone calls? I'm telling ya' Sulu, Master of Navigation could save UPN!
MadSigntist:
"The crew refuses to fully extinguish all smoking materials, captain. AND, they will *not* return their trays to their full upright position." "Bastards..."
Vorvon:
In a controversial scene, Chekov is revealed as Darth Maul.
Zonk:
"We're here for comic relief... do you have an old Macintosh we can pretend to talk to?"
Gen_Scareik:
"Okay, who wants to come up and press the colostomy button? Spock? Bones? ...Scotty? ...Come on, SOMEONE has to do it!"
doublestuf:
NO!! Iwanted to hear 'Last Train to Clarksville,' not'Pleasant Valley Sunday'!!Damn modern jukeboxes...
animebabe:
"I bet your thinking... did I make 5 labels? or 6? Well... which is it? Do you feel lucky, Punk?"
TGoodchild:
"Yeah, yeah, I'm not a something something, I'm a doctor, blah blah. Can I go? Happy hour's almost over."
UnReality:
"Is that the Prime Directive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
overtim:
"Now, I'm gonna spin ya around till you're good and dizzy, and then let you loose in the Engineering Bay with a cattle prod. Sound like fun?"
Irsih316:
Okay, this is my first day on the job so here goes nothing. He's dead Bob! ...No, Jim! Crap!
Dairai:
Toupees at Ten Paces.