UnReality:
There are a thousand stories in the naked city. But meanwhile, over in Scantily-Clad City a few miles away...
Hinermad:
"But it softens the focus, and makes you more attractive." "I don't care! The last time somebody put Vaseline on the lens I couldn't walk for two days!"
RodRocket:
"Rest your head on my ample, if armored, bosom..."
UnReality:
"Sometimes I think our lives have no meaning, Trevor." "I got naked JPEGS of Gilian Anderson." "I stand corrected."
Generik:
"Transvestite...?" "I prefer the term 'gender illusionist.'"
Caramel:
"Wait a second... Whoah! So, then the penis gets inserted INTO the vagina? Boy! Again, something I should have been told YESTERDAY!"
UnReality:
"Well I don't know if I'd call myself a *cunning* linguist, but I get by."
SunSinner:
"They're asking for my stats! What should I do?? WHAT SHOULD I DO???" "Well, you shouldn't have gone in as 'Creamy Buttercup'..."
SpaceToast:
"...and then, the princess removed the night's armor, exposing his masculine, throbbing..."
Zonk:
"Our relationship is based on a total lie... but I forget which one."
UnReality:
"Ya see? No hair! No blindness! Mom lied to us, Jim, she lied!"
UnReality:
"Hercules, please. Stop sucking my cock."
UnReality:
"I'm sorry, Harry, but I need a man who doesn't have to sit in a kiln for half an hour to get hard."
kedri:
Do you mind? We're trying to have a moment here!
poor_puss:
Wanna go back to my place and see my collection of shiny gold things?
Gen_Scareik:
"Look! Right here! 'He thrust his pulsating manhood into her quivering-" "I'm not listening to you anymore, Don. Now please get out of my store."
SpiffyGhost:
Ah yes, two computers at once... every guy's most favorite fantasy...
JohnSteed:
"He who controls the Spice Channel controls life."