Saltydog:
Jim's secret to attracting girls? Simple, really. Static cling.
VladVicious:
"If you were gay, and I'm not saying that you are, not that there's anything wrong with that, but if youre were, would you be my valentine?"
Geier:
("That alien b*tch thinks she's so hot, struttin' around, wavin' her pseudopods in the air and vibrating her milk-sacks...")
Generik:
Spike Lee's remake of the Fellatio Alger Story...
Geier:
Donna Matrix, the Dominatrix.
MoldyTheMisfitElf:
"No immigration tonight, dear, I have a headache."
Geier:
"MAN," thought Chricton. "That's one lady who REALLY likes horses!"
Generik:
"Oh, I like this game... I *really* LIKE it!!!"
Saltydog:
"Yeah? Well, I faked mine, too!"
WhereTheFishLives:
"Oh. Unsheath THAT sword!"
UnReality:
"I'm the skipper. Wanna be my little buddy?"
UnReality:
"Steve, why don't you ever fiddle with MY knobs anymore?"
UnReality:
Ribbed for your pleasure!
Ad_Rock:
"Ribbed for HER pleasure?! Hell, I bought the damn thing!"
Generik:
Thank God this hat is ribbed for MY pleasure!
YingYang:
Nice package...
THE_END_IS_NIGH:
"Phew! Now that we beat that blaze, it's time to go back to the station and have freaky man-sex with the guys..."
Chairboy:
Meanwhile, back at the Phallic-Symbolism Tower...