UnReality:
"Hey! *I* wear the pants in this family!" "Yes, Ron, but they're *my* pants." "Can I help it if I look better in hot pink?"
Vicious:
"Hulk just clean it in bathtub and it go off!"
Geier:
The South American Tree Penis has been known to grow to as large as eight inches... Twelve, if it's REALLY excited.
UnReality:
"That's right, folks, the battle between good and evil, the whole karmic enchilada, waged across my breasts. And they're C-cup, so you know it's gonna be good."
Geier:
If you thought what was "Behind The Green Door" was shocking, then you'll be dumbfounded by "What The Red Thumb Was Up"...!
AeonFlux:
"'68 Chardonnay?" "No, Lois from accounting. I thought you knew that."
AeonFlux:
"Chaos schmaos. I say hail Eros, and hail 'er nightly like there's no tomorrow!" "You have purty hair."
UnReality:
"I guess now would be a bad time to suckle at your ample bosom, huh?"
NightTrain:
"Hello. I'm Desmond. Sometimes when I'm all alone at night, I get up, get on up, and stay on the scene like a sex machine. And you?"
AeonFlux:
"I see you wore the split-crotch panties I like. Ooh, and a freshly dug grave! You really *do* love me!"
UnReality:
"Sixty-nine? C'mon, Debra, you know I can't do math in my head!"
BuckFifty:
"Well... I'm a single mother of one, double jointed, no gag reflex and I enjoy Thanksgiving... especially the 'stuffing'..." *man faints*
YingYang:
"My turn to shove the dildo up YOUR ass!!!"
YingYang:
"That was great sex... Maybe next time I'll let you join in..."
BuckFifty:
"Mommy?" "Yes honey?" "Why do you always tell daddy to 'load you like a shotgun'?" *spittake*
Generik:
Spit? Or swallow? Spit...? Or swallow?
BuckFifty:
Lenny: Capricorn. Enjoys woodworking, taxidermy and naked pimento wrestling.
AeonFlux:
"Whose semen is this? Anyone? Anyone? Well it's mine now. Down the hatch."