amycamus:
"No really, it's a sure-fire cure for hiccups. Fill your bra with gin, and let me drink from it."
Saltydog:
And then, having breakfast in Denny's, Buffalo Bill got a wild idea. A show--a Wild West show--with hookers! In fact, FORGET the Wild West show!
Generik:
"Hi. I'm Mr. October. I like moonlit walks, chocolate, and girls who like to do the Humpty." "Sorry. I'm a Safety Dance kinda gal." "Pity."
Vicious:
"I hate the burning and the itching, but I don't mind the swelling!"
UnReality:
"Beneath this trenchcoat, ladies and gentlemen--indeed only mere inches of cottony fabric away--I am, in a word, naked. Questions?"
GersonK:
"Can you feel the love?" "Yeah, I can feel it." "That's not the love, but don't stop feeling."
UnReality:
"So you're saying *I'm* my mother? Wow. Well that sure explains a few things about the breast feeding."
Artanas:
"Underwire, it's so simple!"
UnReality:
Sure, Bachelor #1 has the hat, the alien-human DNA -- the whole package -- but #2 gets great mileage...
UnReality:
"You know what they say about a man with poor depth perception? Oh yeah, baby."
UnReality:
"You wait here. I'm going to go have sex with a prairie dog."
Vendebar:
"My name is King Unreality, and I need two buxom lasses right now!"
Vicious:
"You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll look up ye skirt!"
BloodFairy:
Booted from the Y' for "unnatural acts involving a gopher," Morrisey roams the cold streets.
Geier:
Billy, The Boy Without Features, had never actually seen one before. Let alone two!
amycamus:
"Jesus Christ. Does EVERYthing have to ribbed for my pleasure?"
medusaD:
"Remember, when you're underwater don't get too curious with any tentacles." "Aaww!!!"
HenryBemis:
If you spawned here, you'd be home by now.