Iksrtfo:
Professor X lost his tires and rims in a bad bet against Wolverine.
SansSerif:
The 'being eaten by a grouper' look. (Thank you, this has been rip-off theater!)
Gamecreature:
"Don't look at me like that - you know you want it."
d_cat_chopra:
We now return to James Bond in 'Foamfinger'.
rickubis:
The new, portable i-Interociter from Apple.
rickubis:
"It looks like he got in an argument over the card game and was shot." "Wow...that's tough." "Yeah. He was playing Solitaire."
Tommys_Dad:
"Omigod, how many cappers did you eat?"
rickubis:
They're capping me NOW?
rickubis:
Well what do you know! The Grinch's heart was just fine. Looks like we dissected him for nothing.
rickubis:
Indie cat, or what?
rickubis:
For womanuscripts, go to 320.
Gamecreature:
"Not good enough honey. If you want him to give us a break on the parking tickets, you'll have to take it completely off."
Gamecreature:
June realizes that she shouldn't have bought that Yoko Ono alarm clock.
cambria36:
Press 1 for Bruno; press 2 for Yiddish.
McFrenzy:
Jacques Strapp, will you support me athletically?
rmdw:
HQ, could you run a check on this license. Says his name is Jacque Strapp.
d_cat_chopra:
Fred Garvin's cousin Dan reacts to another land shark kill.
Iksrtfo:
The Dyslexic Press is in the red. Is that good for them?