CK:
Anything leather, but no bronzer. And hurry!
CK:
As a matter of fact, I did follow you home. Why do you ask?
CK:
You are certifiably clunkified.
CK:
i dunno, boss, sounds kinda clunky.
CK:
Clunky girl upstairs. Wanna meet her?
CK:
You sound clunky, better take you for a test drive.
flavio:
Awww girls are clunky!
CK:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five.
Enapov:
Lemonade stand not doing to well today?
ROBOTCROWT:
Your kid won't do his homework? Call us. Can't get the childproof bottle open? Call us. Had enough of Dr. Phil? Call us.
rickubis:
I sure hope the Ponderosa doesn't get attacked by those rogue Cylons--INDIANS! Dammit! "CUT! Lorne, you idiot!"
cambria36:
Is this the Timber Train? "Yes, but we just stopped long enough to let the lumberjack off."
rickubis:
Too much dead baby in this dead baby float.
Gamecreature:
"I like what you've done with the place. Is that rich, corinthian leather?"
SansSerif:
The Tastes Great Union is picketing outside the Less Filling headquarters.
Iksrtfo:
Do not stick your rectal thermometer in my Venus Flytrap.
kobe:
When you get a call, use the sexiest voice you have and say you are wearing nothing
Arkris:
"YOU WANT THE TOOTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!"