pekejebe:
Using rectal thermometers on fish is time-consuming
pekejebe:
I'd sit down, but you know... the hemorrhoids are a killer, and I haven't washed my hands since yesterday morning
Iksrtfo:
...and after I dropped the soap, I bent over like this...
pekejebe:
There wasn't a door for Kiss the Boss' ass
Iksrtfo:
After his raging anti-war statements, Alvin had a price on his head. Theodore was about to become a statement.
pekejebe:
Sign here and here and here, initial here, date it here, stamp it, then make 4 copies to 4 friends and so on. Watch the video, and don't break the chain letter or you'll die a horrible death.
pekejebe:
Fight! Hit him in the Adam's apple again, then a blow to the knee and a crunch to the crotch!
pekejebe:
The latest travel package for celestial aliens
Iksrtfo:
Try our combination toiletphone. Tell your friends how s**t is going for you.
Iksrtfo:
Your face is gonna get stuck like that. Then you'll only be able to play wives of guys with bolts in their necks or something.
Iksrtfo:
Don Felipe Valdez De La Hoya Ramirez Contron Cajones? "Please. Just call me Doug."
pekejebe:
Andy got his blow-up sheep in the mail
pekejebe:
I could lie to you and tell you that I believe in this product. Heck, I'm wearing Depends right now and going to the bathroom in them and you'd never know.
Iksrtfo:
I shall call you 'Mini-Me'
pekejebe:
The buns are always fresh on Uranus
Iksrtfo:
I literally fart in your general direction.
pekejebe:
Here, take my piece, I've only partly chewed it.
rickubis:
That bed's been there all along and I've been sleeping in this CHAIR all week!?