cambria36:
Ever take a shit only to discover there wasn't ample toilet paper to clean your ass? See-through dispensers will help.
Bigstupid:
Yes, now you too can enjoy the aeromatic scent of Taco Bell at home anytime!
Fisk:
And the Grinches heart grew three sizes that day. Then he had a massive heart attack.
Fisk:
"...use plenty of lubrication."
Moatas:
"Hey, is this a slam about my weight?"
Zonk:
"I crap bigger than you."
Dirigo:
Weirdest game of Jenga, ever!
Dirigo:
"And this is where many cappers want to be right now."
Dirigo:
"Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Gross! Let's poke at it until told to do otherwise."
Loodvig:
"No no dahling, THIS is how you make hotcakes."
wd40:
Billy never let Val know the secret pleasures he enjoyed late at night in the Volunteer Fireman's Station.
wd40:
Farmer John got twice the plowing done, once he traded his soul for a doppelganger.
wd40:
There is just something special about Kickapoo Joy Juice... might be the hazardous waste container it comes in.
wd40:
That was some damn fine Joe, Seymore, now... FEED ME !
wd40:
It's time for this old captain to just fade away... but I'm taking you with me, Moose!
wd40:
Is it "i" before "e," I'm sure it is... is it?
BeckettClaus:
"Wait a minute... a giant bar of soap ....I've got a boner ...HEY! Come over here!"
BeckettClaus:
.oO( Oh MAN! This zit looks like a freekin' third eye!! )Oo.