laughing_vulcan:
another member of the press
laughing_vulcan:
then you're Jewish.
laughing_vulcan:
We now return to CSI Florsheims.
laughing_vulcan:
I'm a sole man.
laughing_vulcan:
/verb/The destruction of ocular organs.
laughing_vulcan:
"Mr. Sulu, plot a course to the galaxy Skechers 5."
laughing_vulcan:
This tip also works for contract killings.
laughing_vulcan:
"I like to make my own dominatrix costumes."
laughing_vulcan:
"I found this uterus in the lost and found bin."
laughing_vulcan:
"I can't wait till they contract this overseas."
laughing_vulcan:
...to lips, nose and belly button.
laughing_vulcan:
Martha Stewart's signature prison license plates
SlanderFails:
Pa, can I wear Drakkar Noir, so I can reek just like you?
SlanderFails:
"This flubber will make this wheelchair, incredibly stupendous!" - Absent Minded Professor
SlanderFails:
Barry's fantasy... being held in a submissive position in a public arena while dressed in Armani
ROBOTCROWT:
Pal, this town ain't big enough for both of us. It's either me or the cockroaches. Cockroaches it is then.
ROBOTCROWT:
This is either the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, or the Office Services shredding room at Enron. (Sweet Bill, it's 4:55 A.M., & I am capping about a 3-year old incident. I have no life.)
Moatas:
He forgot to wrap his stump before he pumped