Tumbler:
"Captain, did you feel that the bombing campaign would work in Kosovo?" "No Spock... I'm Republican."
MrZyzyk:
All right, Spock--Catholic or Protestant? (nite all!)
Tumbler:
"G'Nite, MrZyzyk." "Dammit Spock... I wanted... to say his name backwards." "Captain, sometimes you are the most complete fool." "Why, thank you... Spock."
E_the_E:
'Excuse me. Are you the regular Kirk, the Kirk from a parallel universe, the Kirk duplicate from a transporter error, Ki-rok, or the Kirk possessed by a woman?"
E_the_E:
"You know, Captain, I feel the best and wisest we can do is focus on the good and the beautiful." <gets blasted>
Tumbler:
"Jim, we've been here so long together, like this-" "Spock... go back to calling me... Captain."
E_the_E:
"You...are...imperfect!" "I'm not Nomad, you idiot."
E_the_E:
"So, these two Romulans enter a bar..."
E_the_E:
"Shoot me, and they'll be hell toupee!" <gets blasted>
Tumbler:
"Captain?" "Sorry... I was imagining you... dancing the horn pipe." "We do serve in the fleet Captain." "Now you're ruining it... for me... Spock."
Reynard_T_Fox:
"So how long do you think this will last, Spock?" "Don't ask me, I'm just a a wax statue." "Well, damn, I - hey! Wax statues can't talk!" *silence*
E_the_E:
"Illogical. You cannot set your phaser to 'Zonk'."
Laserblast:
"Is that a Vulcan Anal Delighter in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?" (How long's the screen been stuck?)
E_the_E:
"You really want to stun me? Try spitting out a line in one continuous sentence." <gets blasted>
Tumbler:
"Captain, blast me if you must... but I am NOT going to sing about rowing some f**king boat... ever again."
E_the_E:
"Phaser? I didn't even touch her." <gets blasted>
Tumbler:
(Laserblast, it's not stuck. It's just another of Kirk's long winded diatribes about space pussy.)
E_the_E:
"Hey, shouldn't you be butchering another Beatles song right now?" <gets blasted>