Tumbler:
"Captain, the tricorder has confirmed our worse fears." "Spock... you mean-" "Exactly Captain - keogh syndrome." <GASP>
FryGirl:
"Moab is my washpot, over Edom will I cast out my shoe....what the HELL does THAT mean?"
Angel_Noir:
"Spock!" "Yes?" "Just checking." Day 86.
Angel_Noir:
Newbie cap #15: (Hey, I just noticed that this is the same picture. Any chicks here? Whats a "keogh"?)
Tumbler:
"Spock... I... can't feel my.. legs." "Then I won't either Captain." - (I think so Angel... you can smell 'em.)
Angel_Noir:
"I have some bad news, sir. I'm really a woman." *Sniff* "Nice try. Get in there and give the Klingon's a rectal exam." "Shit!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Freeze, Spock! I have a labelmaker, and I know how to use it!" "Turn the dial to the desired letter, push the button, and repeat?" "...Yes."
Angel_Noir:
"Captain, the aliens are revolting." "How's our crew?" "They don't appear to be visually appealing either. Thank you. I shall remain here all week."
E_the_E:
"I can't let you live, Spock. Not when you know about my girdle." <blasts Spock>
Tumbler:
"Tricorder readings Captain, I think the glass is almost empty." "Where are OUR glasses... Spock?" "Put the phaser on stun, Captain -- do me."
E_the_E:
"Mindmeld this, ya jerk!" <blasts Spock>
MrZyzyk:
Put MST3K back on or I'll shoot this Vulcan!
E_the_E:
"This is for not being 7 of 9!" <blasts Spock>
Tumbler:
"Captain, I feel ill at ease." "Why.. Spock?" "My life has been threatened if, MST-3K is not returned and yet another has <blasted Spock> all evening." "So?"
Tumbler:
"Spock... have you ever thought... about... how much money you'd make... with just one small ad... in many... many newspapers." "No, Captain. Tell me more."
E_the_E:
"Having a bad hairpiece day, Jim?" <gets blasted>
Reynard_T_Fox:
"o/ Picture yourself...in a boat on a...river! o/" "Oh yeah? o/ Big wheel, keep on turnin', Proud Mary keep on burnin' o/" "o/ Heey, Mr. Tambourine Man...o/"
Tumbler:
"Captain, that is most illogical. Why did you want to send in the ground forces?" "Well Spock... the bombs were just SO damned expensive."