Laserblast:
"Space pussy? Might you give me some tips on where a guy that hasn't had any for 7 years might get lucky?"
E_the_E:
"Here's a question, Spock. What's boring, has pointy ears, and is about to die?" <blasts Spock>
Tumbler:
"Leonard, did you see me on the 3rd Rock season finale?" "Bill, Bill, Bill, oh how far, we have fallen." "Hey, they said get into character." "Captain Jim Beam?"
The_Enigma:
*Falls on the floor laughing at E the E* is it STILL stuck on this?
ST:
(Tumbler ... what the Hell are you doing?)
Tumbler:
"Captain, I can see the crew and THEY appear to be moving about." "Spock ...then why are we? ...I mean ...why are we? ...stuck here?" "But are we really, Captain?"
E_the_E:
Kirk and Spock loved playing 'Rock, Scissors, Phaser' on off-times. (I'm being laughed AT?) <blasts Enigma>
Tumbler:
(Hi, ST... uhhhh, I'm capping wallpaper?)
tedj:
Hey man, you got any change cuz their like throwing me out of the methodone clinic and I can't say at my chick's cuz she's shacked up with a Klingon drummer...
Reynard_T_Fox:
"THIS IS MY PHASER! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT ONLY THIS ONE IS MINE!!"
tedj:
Now before we run into the women's showers, set your phaser on shave.