Hippie:
Ted's hookers weren't very threatened by him. No pimp should slap like Joe "Stinky" Besser.
Artanas:
"Help me Kathi Lee, you're my only hope" "Shyah, right! Hey, why aren't your knuckles bleeding yet?! Get back to work!" "Yes madam."
FranE:
When Mad Max meets the Partridge Family...
TravisBickle:
You know, child welfare isn't talking about who her father is, but damned if her features aren't downright Meatloafian.
BuckFifty:
Ok. *dialing #* "Welcome to 'As Nasty as We Wanna Be. For girls who like their scifi hard, press #69..." "Mom?" "Um, at the tone, the time will be 11. *Beep*.
Das_Hunterman:
Obsession...by B-Ko Clien...
Tumbler:
"I'm telling ya .. it's this damn ABS ... no .. I wasn't on the sidewalk again."
Tumbler:
"THAT'S Officer Muff to you, dickweed ... to the zebra, Danno."
Tumbler:
Officer Muff awakes drenched, from yet another dream, of pliable stainless steel.
TravisBickle:
The Japanese have Ricola commercials too. Only there, it's giant lizards honking through a penial tentacle, while a robot laughs melodramatically.
Jazzsoda:
Children should experience internet porn in a loving, supportive environment. Brought to you by the Porn Council of America.
SunSinner:
"Trust me, Polanski-Pops will help you grow up big and strong."
Artanas:
Besides being an evil, undead madman, hellbent on murdering the world, Nix, was a rather good Stratego player.
Occupant:
Sadly, Psychic Slut was later decapitated in a freak levitation accident.
matrix29:
Punk Polka never caught on.
Tumbler:
In the world of talk radio ... there's the tall, Jewish guy from the Ramones ... and then there's Imus.
GoBoom:
Reverend "Road Rash"
keogh:
"No one leaves to beat on ethnocentrically disadvantaged citizens, until someone owns up to locking Sam Waterston in the fridge."