kiL0waTT:
"We're going door-to-door selling burlap, cheese graters, and flaky white residue ... AND we're Saturn owners!
Tumbler:
"Honestly Larry .. your ass only looks THIS WIDE ... reminds me of a Russian figureskater ... lemme squeeze it Comrade."
Tumbler:
<snap snap snap> "Vote ... Bob."
TravisBickle:
Wendy. Virgo. Enjoys cats, quilting, cream corn wrestling, large metal hooks. Seeks well-hung arsonist into same.
Da_Mark:
It's the Chelsea Clinton Christmas Special!
Acrylic:
"Oh, yes -- your lips -- so soft -- Wait--Grandpa? Is that you?"
NaCl_Peter:
Sign reads: NO POCKET PROTECTORS BEYOND THIS POINT.
Scouty:
Inspired by the SciFi Channel, the Anybody Can Do This Shit Channel was born.
animebabe:
"HeLLo? I WouLd LIke A JoB? SKilLs? TyPInG"
NaCl_Peter:
This day sucks... let's see what's happening on Thursday...
Timediver:
Want ad from someone, who just doesn't give a damn who answers.
KelticWarlord:
"Gee Wally, shouldn't you use a water-based lubricant?"
Laserblast:
Meals at the Foreman home are nonstop confusion... "I wish my brother George was here. No, the other one. Nope, that's not him either."
Tumbler:
"STOP... that man is NOT her husband!" "WHAT!?" "Open the box... we'll hold him up to the light... then you'll see... no watermark."
lockheed:
"Duh...Brain no work when pretty lady take off clothes...durrr"
Angel_Noir:
"So what you're saying, is that not everyone will recieve a profit from selling their Civil War Chess Set?" "Yes." "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, KILL ME NOW!!"
Tumbler:
"Now don't you be slappin' thet cat on there whole." "Dammit, George... I dun already passed it thru the 'George-a-sizer' like you sed." " Jes... checkin'."
Angel_Noir:
"Man, French minature golf technology, is years ahead of our own!"