Tumbler:
And now the song stylings of Latin America's latest crooner ... Julio Iglesius' Uncle Hector.
Mutants_Dad:
"Excuse me, I have to go change into a yellow cardigan, chase a baby/woman in a bikini and shoot spores at people."
Tumbler:
<Air Commodore ... can you tell us where we'll be attacking the Serbs tonight?> "F**k off Yank .. next question."
TravisBickle:
"Grrr, not holding an intergalactic kegger down here... grrr, Hank gimme a 'hey now', why don't ya... grrr, Will Smith touched me, grrr..."
Scouty:
Boy, they were right about Akira! The detail! The huge-ass eyes! The..oh. Nevermind.
Tumbler:
"Ask the Mrs."
Hippie:
Wow! Look at them rebels! No scheme to their parking or nothing! That car is obviously meant for guys like ME!
Gaudio:
If you use your imagination, the stars form pictures in the sky...
JediClone:
Atlas: CPA to the Stars... tonight on Poorly Researched Mythology.
AeonFlux:
"You're Belgian, eh? Then, I guess that must be your Brussel sprout."
Artanas:
Sure he's Chow Yun Fat, international action star, but as for being a match for Amplemenstruation...better luck next time.
Thrakhath77:
"The first thing you need to know, is that I live in a VAN, down by the RIVER!!"
Meldrick:
Busta Rhymes: Crossing Guard.
Tumbler:
...suddenly, Doris heard the Fashion Broadcasting Network's emergency alarm sound loudly... she pulled to the curb and listened in horror...
Tumbler:
It takes a lot of work ... to get the fat lady ready to sing.
gnat:
"uhhhh, I 'm lookin for Jay and Silent Bob's apartment."
BuckFifty:
"I love you Robocop..." "Um, this is all part of the Jiffy Lube service?" "You betcha! You'll love the nipple clamps. I use 625 cold cranking amps with 'em!"
JediClone:
<James Bond music> "The name's Fox. Lucious Fox." "Huh?" "I take my mergers shaken, not stirred" "The hell?" "I have a licence to bill" "Please leave"