KINGDINOSAUR:
"I SAID I'M SCREWING YOUR BEST FRIEND!" "Well, don't be shopping too late."
Artanas:
...1 Bullet....6 chambers... 1 piping hot Eddie Grant...
KINGDINOSAUR:
Some people are oblivious as to when crazes die out. "Breaker, breaker. Come on. Any good buddies out there? This is Mood Ring, over."
SunSinner:
.oO (He has the gall to bitch and moan about his Powerbook...just look at what *I* have to work with.)
Mr13:
The sound of the zipper cut through the air, like a hot knife through butter and that was the last time Harlan Ellison would write for Hitchcock.
Artanas:
"Reginald, are you *sure* you haven't been bad?" "No mommy." "God you're sexy!"
JediClone:
"Frau Blucher?"
Generik:
For Gaucho girls who have access to bolo ties and Girl Scout Cookies, press 488.
Artanas:
"As you can plainly see, I like my women as I love my violence -- Big and Hard. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a spanking to attend to"
Tumbler:
<Hey Andy .. anymore Christmas specials planned?> - "Well .. there haven't been any killings lately .. but we're hoping for some publicity by November."
chickenlady:
"I've never done that with a boy before, just my daddy."
Tumbler:
"They can't be the Miami Redmen anymore .. BUT Kentucky can still be the Plantation Owners ... errr ... Colonels. What the Hell is going on !!?"
keogh:
"...and every time I needed him, he'd be in the john. I'd call 'Aaahchie!' and he'd flush, and...you understand I had to kill him, right? Right?"
KINGDINOSAUR:
"Are you just going to sit there crying all night 'cause I forgot our anniversary OR are you going to cook my dinner and let me sit down?"
HanoverF:
Wow, Brando only shows you the Love and Hate testical tattoos, if he really likes you!
KamiQazi:
I would like to withdraw some O- please.
animebabe:
.oO Morphine... Valium.... medical marijuana.. some people just take pens from the office.. <snicker>
JediClone:
"Tron: The Series"! Coming to SciFi Prime just as soon as one of the current four shows tanks! 2 or 3 weeks max