L182:
Well, I got cut at "Party of Five" auditions, too old for "Dawson's Creek" to return my calls, and the job at Burger King fell through, so here I am on Sci-Fi!
HanoverF:
Penn and Teller (in wigs) discover a new way to scramble eggs.
Tumbler:
"He's worried that the tight nylon blouses have robbed me of my perkiness and that this marriage is a mistake ... well ... f**k him."
HanoverF:
"You want a Sniglet? How about Leavemethefuckalonealready!"
Generik:
Joyce DeWitt and John Ritter rehearse the "spit or swallow" episode of Three's Company...
SunSinner:
"But, Peachplum, you're much too frail a flower of white womanhood, to handle, The Hasselhoff."
Tumbler:
"By the power of Artanas I ... what!?" - "NO .. by the power of Bela ... it's Bela." - "Oh ... <ahem> by the power of Bela.."
chickenlady:
Tonight on "The Trench Coat Chronicles", Sara dreams about ... trench coats.
Tumbler:
Roughage ... AND a nude, tied-up body falling from the rafters!!! ... I LOVE this game!!!
Tumbler:
"So, you see ... St. Patrick MUST work for Schenley." - "Damn ... I think you've hit on something, Lee." - "Damn Christians ... pour me a drink."
keogh:
"So, what did you all think of Carrot Top's first movie?" (pause) "Uh-HUH." (checks boxes on clipboard)
Tumbler:
"Well ... it's just natural for us guys to have breasts of 2 different sizes." - "You're shitting me, right?"
Occupant:
Guests of Caption This! stay at the palatial Blue Bird Motel. Now with complimentary water!
animebabe:
eww. he got smarm on my monitor!!!
JediClone:
.oO(Last time I say no to the Drill Seargent when he demands sex...Why cant he pick on the girl cadets like all the other guys?...)Oo
JediClone:
"I don't like being referred to with that language pal! The proper term is 'talent impared'..." "Oh, sorry to offend you, big guy."
Tumbler:
"Oh sure ... it's f**king GREAT ... he PASSES out ... I have to throw up .. I'd kill him if I had the heart!"
MirandaRamsey:
Just bludgeon me with it already.