Tumbler:
Ravenna, Ohio ... it looks like a weekday night.
GersonK:
I said hey babe, take a wok on the wild side, (HAH! I slay me!)
HanoverF:
Aiming just impedes the shooting process.
SunSinner:
Mommy, what's that man doing to that lady? "They're making cakes, dear." Oh, is that why there's so much icing?" (oh, boohissboo)
animebabe:
How to get out of a bad date #78: Play dead. and hope he's not a necropheliac
animebabe:
Lord of the Flies cam. (get it? Piggy's head on a stick? okay, well, *I* see it!)
Tumbler:
"Take #72 ... the guards both aim at the damned target ... CUT and print it !! ... Jesus .. let's all go home folks."
HanoverF:
"I'm Fired?! Damn you Trebek!" "nu-uh, What IS damn you Trebek, thats why your out on your ass, Sparky."
Tumbler:
"Mame and party?" - "Why, yes." - "Auntie .. should I get a casket ready?" - "Don't be impolite ... first serve the soup course, Dear."
Tumbler:
"Yeah ... I birthed some babies ... now get the Hell off my porch !!"
Tumbler:
"What was Burt Lancaster really like?" - "I don't know ... I always played the mute."
Tumbler:
"Well, the hours are shorter and there's all this electronic stuff, but I kinda miss the topless Italian chicks that hung out near my trailer."
Tumbler:
"Dad ... do they know you're NOT a gynecologist?" - "Shhh ... don't disturb her rest, Son." - "Jesus Dad."
Tumbler:
"Shall I decant the bimbo, Master?"
HanoverF:
"Captain, have you thought anymore about getting a real paperweight?" "What, a few years on the force and suddenly your too good to sit on my desk, Rookie?!"
Tumbler:
The forgotten 'Graveyard of Nonexisting Cappers Handles' ... created by Barry Diller to impress YAHOO and all those hillbilly investors.
Tumbler:
"Wait a minute ... I bonded with 12 disciples .. I ain't dining with a bunch of Mary's ... uhhh .. acquaintances ... I mean .. my Dad .. he might find out."
Occupant:
We're the only network divisible, only by itself and one.