Tum_O_Shanter:
<ringatingatingaringating RINGATINGATINGATING> - "Honey, sounds like Rocco is here." "I know ... I'm waiting for the smoke to settle."
Torgone:
Spanky was a wuss! I kicked his butt all over Burbank! Darla loved me, and he KNEW it!
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Man this sucks ... we just get it all glistening with urine ... and Al Roker says it's going to snow ... damn damn damn."
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Honey ... the ... new ... Tazer ... world ... catalog .. is ... here ....."
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Listen you, I'm the Sheriff around these parts <I can't meet you until I'm off duty> and let that be a lesson to you!"
HanoverF:
From the lost episode of Gilligans Isle, where the professor builds himself female sex organs from coconuts, how that'll get them off the island I don't know.
HanoverF:
Or Carleton could come to your home personally - just don't invite him in or you lose all power over him, but you didn't hear that from us!
Laserblast:
"I've timed my moment of death down to the second, to give you the most ME for your money!"
HanoverF:
"Wow, A restraining order keeping us at least 400 feet from our own house?! You are a sly one, Sheets!"
Laserblast:
"'Carleton Unplugged'! Yes, it's Sheets singing the tunes that made him famous! 'Dum-de-da-de-da-da' and 'Some Song 'Bout Love' to name but a few!"
Tumbler:
"You're right Honey, I did .... but I never did Fred and Ethel together." - "No menage a trois?" - "Lucy, this is serious .. how can you think of food, now."
Xigeous:
"Whadaya mean dis program discriminates against women and blacks? Just LOOK at dis maid here!"
Tumbler:
"Fifi, can you feel his lure?" - "Oui."
Tumbler:
"Uhhh, Sir !?" - "Don't worry, Lois ... it's called interfacing. ... and don't call the Dean again, okay?"
Tumbler:
. o O - Leona ... never forgives ... just one more sip, juror #6 ... just one more sip
Saltydog:
"Don't touch me there!" "Here?" "No--down--little to the left--higher--OOH! Don't touch me there!"
Tumbler:
"I'm NOT King Friday, dammit ... so you just keep your puppet-moving-fingers outta there .... got it!"
SlamSam:
Uh ha ha ha ha, ha, y-y you have a....penis. Oh boy...