saraphin:
Grace Jones in "White Men Can't Hump", with a special appearance by Dolph Lundgren.
Generik:
She's about to reveal her new butt tattoo: "My other ass is a Cadillac."
Generik:
Jane Fonda's Workout video for the blind. "Come on, feel the burn! Feel the *yaaa-aawwn* burn
Tumbler:
"I brought the Jell-O like you asked ... strawberry-banana ... right ? What's so funny, Drew?"
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Wow ... you say you knocked down all six .. with just one ball ? ... now that's impressive. What do you win if it takes two balls?"
Orsonwells:
Call this number and we'll send you a catalog of other things that belongs to Len.
Tumbler:
"Okay ... now we need to meet some girls." - "Want to play summer camp until we do?" - "Lift your end Kevin."
Tumbler:
"Ohhhh ... Miss Swan." - "Well ... you looka like a man."
Tumbler:
"Look .. God made some of us to look like models .. the rest were given breasts ... live with it."
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Your Honor ... and Gentlemen of the jury ... Monkeys are NOT our damned ancestors!!"
Tumbler:
"Sidney." - "Bryce." - "Sidney!" - "Bryce!" - "Sidney!!!" - "BRYCE!!!!!!!!"
Tum_O_Shanter:
'The Story of Thanksgiving', starring Robin Williams as Tom and Whoopee Goldberg as Minnie-Ha-Ha.
animebabe:
"Are you there God? It's me.. umm. Sophia..." "I know it's you Margaret... give it up!!"
Aries14:
"No, I really don't have a problem with no sex on the first date...WOOOOPPSS, there go my pants again...."
Xigeous:
"Next time we I.D. you, just show me your drivers license, okay Mr. Bobbit?"
Vendebar:
Jane resolved that she would have the I.R.S. 'hanging' around the rest of her life!
animebabe:
o/~ The saturn stands alone.. the saturn stands alone.. heigh ho the derry-o , the saturn stands alone... o/~
Tum_O_Shanter:
"So, it's okay I wrecked the car?" "S-s-s-sure."