BuckFifty:
Carnie Health Inspector shuts down Town Carnival. "I don't even WANNA know what the coating I found on the horsies in the merry go round is!"
animebabe:
"I don't hear anything..." "They're in there" "How can you tell??" "I know the sound of a Milano cookie... just trust me... they're in there!"
Tumbler:
<small print> - If you can read this ... you're f**ked ... me Hardy.
Tumbler:
WOW ... I think 2.0 just kicked in.
Tumbler:
"You miss curfew one more time, young lady ... and I'll have to hang you up with your brother .. understand me?" - "Yes, Daddy."
BuckFifty:
*watching Boogie Nights on the BIG screen*
animebabe:
Bob lived on the "You can't see me if I can't see you" survival theory. Bob died young.
Tumbler:
"Well no ... we don't actually clean before new tenants move in ... but that's a good example for why we require a cleaning deposit now."
Agent_McMoldy:
"Ready for that midget porn flick, guys?" "Well..." "Come on, men! Those cookies ain't gonna make their own cream filling, are they? Now let's get to work!"
Xigeous:
"No thanks. No vegetables for me. My bedroom closet is already full."
Wirebrain1:
"Dear Mom, it's been fun being in Carny Camp, but it looks like the summer is ending and I must go..."
Tum_O_Shanter:
<My Dearest Clementine - Tomorrow, my soldiers shall sweep these Yankee bastards from Gettysburg - like so many flies at a picnic>
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Now ask yourself, would I have followed him behind the tents ... if he was an evil carny? ... Trust your feelings Jennifer ... trust."
Tumbler:
(A graphic representation of the feeling that comes, when you find out that 'Same Day' FedEx for about 120 miles of Ohio, costs $159.00 ... )
Tum_O_Shanter:
"Fly Aer Lingus ... oh goodness gracious no, not them ... it's me name."
Brakster:
"...It's one of these, going the other way..."
Tumbler:
"You leed book oral you malch to ural doom, Ameliken dog-pig." "So, you're out of Corollas?" "No make right of ural situation."
Tumbler:
"Okay ... but how about if ... when I get in the raw .. I just take my clothes off?" - "Oh ... you're no fun anymore."