Tumbler:
Julie Andrews in 'The Catherization of Emily'
Tumbler:
"How about if I cross my legs like this ... " "Willard .. that's enough dictation for now."
Tumbler:
"Oh Brandon .. thank God you're here ... the filing system has been a mess since you went on maternity leave."
MadSigntist:
When Mohammed refuses to go to the potty, well....
Tumbler:
"Oh he did did he ... well, give me some myrrh then."
Tumbler:
Popular is as popular does. "Next."
Tumbler:
"Well, gentlemen ... only one of you can get that promotion ... ahhh, Jenkins ... good man."
Tumbler:
"No sonny, my groove's been retired ... but I do seem to remember 'getting it back', several times ... the last time was 1988 ... on a Princess cruise ...."
keogh:
"keoghland's major crop is turnips..." "Beets." "These beets are organically..." "Hydroponically." "...grown, for export to...Guinea?" "Guinea." "Guinea."
MirandaRamsey:
"Thank God it's only once a month."
E_B_A:
The Beatles reunite!? With Mike Ditka filling in for Lennon!? Looks like the second horse of the apocolypse will be along any minute.
Tumbler:
"I hate needles." - "Well, how's the Plasma Mary?" - "Great ... got any celery?"
Tumbler:
I did .. and I can't read the f**king small print .. asshole.
Artanas:
No such thing as a bad neighborhood when you've got a drunk and horny Tim Thomerson by your side...
Tumbler:
"Wrong Honey ... all wrong ..... I meant Victoria's Secret." "... oh ..."
Tumbler:
"But I tell you .. I .. AM the man!" - "On your bike ... you can't fool me twice."
BuckFifty:
"You in one of those sex chatrooms again?" "NO! Um, this is ah....tech support!" "Who's 'Creamy Buttercup'?" "Shut up..."
BuckFifty:
.oO{Man oh man, jury duty kicks ass! I hope they show that porn footage again...}