NumanEllium:
"Man, this mail-order bride's head is realistic. Thanks, Mr. UPS-man."
TorgoX:
Fred's mortuary/pool hall.
goldie_locks_9er:
The original Killroy.
Ezralite:
Only on Sci Fi. Thank god for the invention of the remote control.
Daleman:
Just a pinch between the cheek and gums give long lasting refreshment.
DeucePM:
"Hat... shrinking.... can't... breathe... hair... becoming mussed..."
Beelzebutt:
"Mmmm.. it must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that!"
Agent_Moldy:
"See, William? I _told_ you saying 'no' would give me blue balls." "That's the logo, Doc, give it up." "Drat!"
Beelzebutt:
"That's a scratch, Jesus. My turn."
The_Enigma:
"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a wig and dressed like a lady?"
Falcor2000:
Xena, for the last time, I never actually took your nose. It's just a trick!
1600:
The following scenes contain violent plant life.
Trelane_:
"I can see! I can see!! No, wait. It's gone again. nevermind..."
The_Gray_Zombie:
o/~ Michael Renni was ill the Day the Earth Stood Still, but he told us, where we stand O/~
Mystic_Cobra:
Jeeeez....why do people keep saying i look like a pickle??
GersonK:
R2D2's prom date
Screwloose:
"Damn fine print, it's jamming up my starter. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
farelle7:
"yuh. Loser!"