The_Gray_Zombie:
Cadaver's piling up to your ears? Call Cadaver Storage for your storing cadaver needs.
medusaD:
"It's another letter about underwear attacking!" "Damn nutcases!! As if under....whoa! There's one now!!"
CapMidnight:
"Whew! Another day, another dollar, another fourteen thousand servings of french fries cooked to perfection! I am fulfuilled."
joedonmitchell:
Bob Dole thinks that Bob Dole looks damn good in commercials playing himself, Bob Dole
PrezGAR:
Please state the nature of the Cowboy Emergency
TentacleX:
Can't seem to get this fly out of my ear.
Pez_God_11:
johnny cash mops his floor
angel_of_bacon:
Filth! Only available on this special TV offer!
SpaceToast:
"I have gone from Sheen to Estevez today, I have..."
matrix29:
For budget psychic predictions, please consult your Magic 8 Ball.
TentacleX:
Hello I'm Bob Vila and welcome to "This Old Basement". Today we will show you how to make it look like a galactic starship.
The_Enigma:
Tiger Woods contemplates removing the Logo mole.
Krycek99:
Boy, he's really "a head" in life!
Loodvig:
The Death Star Trench Channel. All trench, all the time.
angel_of_bacon:
the only starship in the fleet with a "NASCAR Legends" poster
claimdude:
'You are no longer a Reform Party member. Go, girl, and vote wisely!'
The_Enigma:
Wanted: Two Cappers. Insulted Sci-fi one time too many.
Pez_God_11:
i hope mike's exploring other career options as we speak...