The_Gray_Zombie:
Kilroy the Messiah?!?!?!
The_Enigma:
"Hey, girl--*CRASH*"
quickdraw:
DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED?!?!?! (Sobbing hystericaly)
GersonK:
"My name is Bob, and I'm an alchoholic. . . . well, where's my 'Hi Bob'?" "Uh Bob? Church!"
Tropie:
You know, your hair really outlines... your... hair. Sorry, i'm a dumb jock
animebabe:
"Why can't I carry your books?" "I don't want people to know that I know you."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Oh, I don't know. They do kind of look like antlers.
adessa:
Two months ago I couldn't even spell Security Guard, Now I is one
The_Gray_Zombie:
Hey, check it out, they got Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goal Post of Life
Celaeno:
Jack Nicholson on crack
sabcat:
Duh, my pee hole's on fire. Uhhh, something tells me that ain't right....
Potluck:
Yay, a new cotton candy machine..
The_Gray_Zombie:
"Hi, my name is Gray Zombie and I hate LEXX" "Hi, Gray Zombie"
Moon_Queen:
Call this number and choose a song. Then, we'll choose a hooker you can have for one night.
Hawky:
Have you seen this jack ass.. Missing since '84
3_14159265358979323:
"Oh! I see the problem now--no engine! Who would have guessed that?"
Moon_Queen:
*Insert X-Files theme here*
MirandaRamsey:
"I demand that you return my sleeves."