partypooper:
"Please state the nature of your emergency...Why do I have a gun?"
Steelhawk:
"And so I said, 'That's no corpse, that's my mummy!'" Zombie humor
RodRocket:
"I ask you, is this the crotch of a brute?"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Hey, at least the ketchup came out of the bottle.
shanky_panky:
"Killed by a drive-by cap June 12th, 1998."
Izarian:
If I was okay, would I be laying on the floor with you guys huddled over me?
BurkeDevlin:
You will curse the day we first told you this.
TheRatfink:
Elvis Presley in heaven
TheRatfink:
Wanted in 27 states for sky dumping defenseless cars.
ZadetheElf:
Unexplained cameo by Mrs. Doubtfire.
Yazzin:
Is this the cover of a Led Zeppelin album?
santomopo:
The People Under the Stairs, who came out to redecorate.
Pumaman1138:
Home Alone 4, only on Sci-Fi
Crowmoonie:
Something's not right here...where's my psycho granny?She's always in this chair!
ZadetheElf:
Someone's glued Shatner's mouth shut? 'Bout time!
Yazzin:
If thine foot offend thee... use Tinactin!
Crowmoonie:
"Pick the poison Newton and you die, pick the right Newton and you'll live."
Loodvig:
A middle-aged Wonder Woman plays air-harmonica.