IH8Trek:
"Sir, we found this in Andy Griffith's stool sample!"
valentinesD:
She goes beyond teasing her hair, she insults it.
The_Gray_Zombie:
We now return to A Disgruntled Postal Workers Valentine, already in progress.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Shadow Boxers.
Neoknight:
"Who do we work for again?" "The police." "Where's Sting, then?"
Occupant:
"Arrrr! Avast there! I'm a pirate!" "Knock it off, Steve!" "Shiver me timbers!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ok, I'm only saying this once. Turn off the damn lights.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ummmmm, Ok. Now turn the damn lights back on.
E_B_A:
"You're stupid!" "Oh yeah! Well there!" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Well, that's the middle finger five times!" "Uh..."
screaming_fist:
"You see how well three bodies fit in these old Falcons?"
Kakamania:
Moments before Connie Chung realized someone removed her left heel.
Loodvig:
Meanwhile at the SFC email suggestion office...
Occupant:
You think he's good at putting his right foot in, wait'll you see him shake it all about!!!
Meldrick:
Ben knew his date from the circus wouldn't go well when she showed up in her stilts.
walden000:
Brain Guy? Wha-a?
Generik:
Strom Thurmond announces his reelection theme... "Been doin' it so long I done forgot how to do anythin' else!"
Geier:
We now return to "The People Under The Stairs Get Married", already in progress.
Generik:
"Hey mom! How long do I have to keep inhaling the helium?" "You can come down when I TELL you you can come down, and not a minute before!"