The_Gray_Zombie:
No wait, don't shoot. I'm not that guy from LEXX, honest.
dono1:
Capper Academy
Meldrick:
Learning the hard way not to stand under a pigeon with your mouth open.
The_Gray_Zombie:
You forgot to mention in your personal ad that you were 6'9".
KayHanley:
"Why yes, scientists merged my DNA with the DNA of a lettuce head, how did you know?"
Angel_Noir:
This week on "Monster Bloopers and Practical Jokes", Frankenstien's Monster switches the Wolfman's body wash with Nair.
dono1:
"Its those darn capper again. Gimme the remote..."
Lowbill:
Use "Uncle Fester's" for fast, FAST headache relief!
mistie406:
So....getting impaled through the brain's supposed to enhance my sex life, huh?
The_Gray_Zombie:
o/~ Here I come, walking down the street, I get the funniest looks from Everyone I meet...o/~
Siguy:
He looks sorta like Poirot if Poirot had gotten an eating disorder, lost 30 lbs and had his hair grey on him. Am i the only one!
Vriess:
Mad Max: Beyond Low Budget
JoeCrow:
Before Gene came upon Tribbles the original Title was The Trouble with Furry Pink Slippers
MrSpacely:
"Hey Xena, you seen Gilligan around?"
BackgAmon:
"You traded our cow? For a handfull of BEANS?! You IDIOT!!!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Excuse me, if you want to cap, go to your own damn computer.
Krycek99:
Which one of you guys is Dilbert?
BackgAmon:
King: "Yes, that's the breast offer I can make. BEST! BEST offer!"