teambanzai:
Gee Mr. Spock I wonder who in this group is going die? Hmmm Captain I don't know. Do you Doctor? Why no Spock. Screw you guys.
HenryBemis:
Santa Anna looks around and says, "Damn! We kicked ASS!!"
clover:
Well, I'll be. *sigh* Well, you know what they say. Rock Hudson may not have had a lot of friends, but he had neighbors up the ass.
Ragbot:
"I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as "Gorn Free" and "How Gorn is my valley"..."
teambanzai:
Oh, we can't see a naked woman on TV but we can see a teddy bear get a blow job. What kind of BS is this?
Generik:
"It's times like this that I think to myself - WWJD? What would Jesus drink?"
Mr_Grant:
WWTAD: What Would Tim Allen Do?
Saltydog:
Saltpeter, charcoal, sulfur...you kids at home getting this?
Ragbot:
Today on "Really bad ballet" it's 'Annie Get Your Gorn'
Daleman:
Life, the universe and everything? Hmmmm, give me a minute.
Soozcat:
Lessee, I'm watching a screen, with a window, with a screengrab showing a screen showing Star Trek... gonna go lie down now.
cambria36:
New release from the recorders of Mambo #5, "A little bit of seasoning for my crotch."
Enapov:
Come now young Skywalker, I will teach you the ways of the Theasaurs...
LuvBJones:
*Hanson ... sweet Jesus, no*
BurkeDevlin:
"Horta tracks. Two, maybe 3 days old."
BurkeDevlin:
"How about ya, Enterprise? Got yer ears on? Gimme a big 10-4."
LuvBJones:
.oO Goatee blocking Shatnostatic ray ... *ngh* ... must Shatner harder ... *ngh*
LuvBJones:
"B" is for butt, madly flexing away. "C" is for carpet, or Shatner's toupee. "D" is for door, that Shat flails at all day.