Agent_Moldy:
"So let's talk about that, Jim." "What the f*ck (Canadian spelling) is this clown's deal?" "Good, Jim, let's get those feelings out."
JohnSteed:
.oO(SLOWLY walk away from the marked ones.... don't give them ANY indications that anything is wrong with them)
Enapov:
Captain there seems to be some muscous over in this corner....I found an ovary...I repeat I found an ovary...
teambanzai:
I'll make this short gentleman. It's been nice knowing you, dismissed.
Soozcat:
"Well, no WONDER you always end up dead. You've got all your phasers on 'Tan.'"
Agent_Moldy:
Willie Aames IS "Fu Man Dude," tonight, on YSMT.
HenryBemis:
The 2333 Federation Flying Saucer, reversed engineered from golf carts.
Ragbot:
"why does everybody laugh when I tell him to take dictation on his Wang?"
Ragbot:
"Sir, I will ask you again, stop touching my wang"
teambanzai:
Come on Spock I don't get it, what's so funny about a Wang? [*snicker] What? Nothing captain.
LuvBJones:
Temporarily distracted by his own beauty, Kirk is immediately seized and skinned by Harlan Ellison.
Daleman:
What's the under/over of how many beam back up?
ROBOTCROWT:
Well, we have certainly had our cher of bad puns today, haven't we?
teambanzai:
And in one of those strange uncomfortable silences Spock rips one loud fart!
NumanEllium:
(lifted from Generik...) You bastards didn't clap! And now Tinkerbell is dead. You bastards!
teambanzai:
I am Nomad welcome to Jack in the Box. Can I take your order?
Yog_Sothoth:
"No I said hold the lettuce not the pickles. Captain, this mind meld thingy just doesnt work."
teambanzai:
I want a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, onion rings, chocolate shake, 8 tacos. You want an amublance with that sir?