FryGirl:
"Did I leave the iron on?"
teambanzai:
Wait a minute. I don't have an iron. Then who's did I leave on?
teambanzai:
Did I leave the oven on?
Xigeous:
"Hey, can somebody give Rapunzel here a lift back to Fairyland? We're tryin' to do a science fiction here."
MST4000:
"Da da DA DA DA DA DA da da DA DA..." <--- Star Trek fight theme
Soozcat:
Don't fish off the pier. A friendly warning from the Armed Fishing Patrol.
teambanzai:
While visting Mexico don't forget that Montazuma's revenge. Come on cheeks hold together.
Soozcat:
Well, um, Spock, Nurse Chapel, um, how, er, nice to see you two here... I'm going now.
suggs:
...and lo, he cracked the seventh seal, and Satan rose to the earth...driving an SUV...and yay they knew The End had come.
Enapov:
Ah HAH! A capper, well this is a long time coming, chin up me bucko! CAPTION THIS!
HenryBemis:
It was when the neighborhood kids arranged the lawnjockeys to appear to be pleasuring the gnomes orally that Dad got really angry.
bugwber:
"My son just started a rapping career. He's going under the name, Kid Spock.."
Generik:
So I crept out last night to the living room, and my worst fears were confirmed: The microwave was having sex with the DVD player!
Agent_Moldy:
"Just keepin' it reel, homies..." (Don't hit!)
FutureBoy:
C'mon, biodegrade, dammit!
bugwber:
well, off to interview an intern!
questor:
This is the Captain. Hit bugwber with every intern and kneepad joke we got!
Agent_Moldy:
"Get it? 'Orange' you glad I didn't say banana again? Heeheeheehee!" "Yeah cute, real cute, Bones. Don't you have like, a prescription to go write or something?