HenryBemis:
I need an age check, aisle five. Age check aisle five.
HenryBemis:
I've had a couple "baked lays" in my day...
EnochF:
o/' "We've... got a great... ... big... convoy... ain't she a... beautiful... sight..." o/'
EnochF:
And boy, is it great on crackers...
teambanzai:
For Christ sakes beam us up, the kids across the street have a way cooler fort and now they're throwing water balloons and eggs.
NurseNoir:
"Nnnngghh! Uuurghh! Crap! How the hell does Nimoy do that eyebrow thing, anyway?!?!"
EnochF:
"Hey, y'ever notice all the galaxies are redshifted? I wonder how come they're all running away from us..."
Humoriste:
Admit it. For a brief nano-second you thought, my gosh! She's naked but has no butt crack!!!!!!!
HenryBemis:
Yet, Prof. Menkelheimer would be laughed out of University for his theories of Nougat Tectonics.
Mr_Grant:
.oO Well here's an opportunity I may never get again? *zip* Oo.
amycamus:
Meanwhile, high in the Andes: "Mmm. I wonder what Pele would taste like?"
MWT77:
"Oh God, I drilled a hole into the MEN'S shower. Noooooooooo!"
EnochF:
"Am I that transparent? Ha ha, I love that one..."
medusaD:
"New from Mattel!! Strung-out Barbie!! Comes complete with bottle and hypo. Re-hab townhouse sold seperately."
GoodNPlenty:
Hey BimBots
flavio:
We were Carny before Carny was cool.
ArtMystery:
Sometimes the Vulcan mind-meld gives way to the Vulcan crotch-reinflate, and Scotty is curious about the mechanics of it all.
teambanzai:
No matter what Doris Day did Rock Hudson just never seemed to notice, he would just disapear with Jim Nabors for hours.