Xigeous:
"Move a little to the left. Now a little to the right. Slide down juuuust a little further. We wouldn't want the vasectomy 3000 to *miss* now would we?"
LuvBJones:
Oooh, that's really gonna cost the East German team.
Agent_Moldy:
*Bonk*
Generik:
"But soft! What light on my manly pecs breaks? It is the spotlight, and Yeoman Rand the foil..."
Xigeous:
"Turn it off right here dammit. *BEEEEP* Geez. How many light years did you leave turn signal on?
teambanzai:
Damn it! didn't you two learn anything at the academy? This one makes it go this one makes it stop. That one is the soft serve despencer.
Ragbot:
"uh oh, here come the jalepenos!..."
Generik:
"Love Shat, baby." "Captain... I believe that's 'Shack.'" "Stay out of this, Spock."
Ragbot:
Anne Heche?
Bite_The_Basket:
*sniff* "Flatulence? What the hell kind of aromatherapy room IS this???"
Generik:
These are the faces of Erector Set dysfunction...
Macheath:
When Irish eyes are Killing. . . *everybody SING!*
JoeCrow:
Don't it make your brown eyes.... chromium plated nickle alloy
teambanzai:
...cause after he's Justaman. Stand by your man.
teambanzai:
Jesus, Spock kiss my ass is a figurative term, it's not ment to be taken literally.
Acrylic:
"Who heard her say, 'Mount me?'" / "I did." / "Me too."
Macheath:
Ha! Rock beats scissors, I win!
tree_hugger:
Third floor, bras, toupees, complaints. DING!
teambanzai:
So do you. Ever hear of a gym? What? Nothing dear.
Generik:
"So today for show and tell, I brought this thing that my mom keeps in her underwear drawer. She says it's to clean her ears, but it looks pretty big for that!"