ArtMystery:
An unbelievable combination of Mao Zedong, Che Guevara and Geronimo is about to bitch-slap the next capper who makes a fart joke...
teambanzai:
this is the worst fake I.D. I have ever seen, it says your name is Rolofo Lassparri, and your a twentyfive year old woman
DragonBillZ:
Tonight on Star Trek: Kirk meets the newest Poke'mon: Jigglygut!
teambanzai:
Resevoir Dorks.
Agent_Moldy:
*911, what is your emergency?* "My silver service set is staring at me again!" *Excuse me?* "Curse you, shiny tea pot!" *Ms. Kidder, is that you again?*
teambanzai:
Would you like to use.... MY CAULKING GUN! To seal up that tub?
teambanzai:
Psssssst Spock don't look now but I think Chapples checkin me out.
teambanzai:
Hey this reminds me of a funny story involving some bad fish and several bathroom trips.
tin_of_whoopass:
.kcimmig paehc a tsuj si sdrawkcab gnitirW
Agent_Moldy:
"Captain, we must get going. The Romulans are getting closer!" "Yeah, yeah, just a minute. Gotta program the brunette's phone number on speed dial."
NurseNoir:
... not to mention the HAIR! No self-respecting Unitarian would be caught dead with this hair. Hence, he MUST be Lutheran. [A pompadour would make him Baptist!]
fut:
Get a load of *these* knobs!!
Daleman:
Welcome to Madonnas vagina. The tour will begin in five minutes. There will be no flash photography and, for gods sake, don't touch nothing!
Daleman:
Dorris was voted "Most likely to not get laid at the New Orleans Marti Gras" three years in a row.
tin_of_whoopass:
--with every arrest.
Ragbot:
"Excuse me, I ponh phar-ted"
BlakHat1:
.oO(pocket pool..8-ball corner pocket..)
bugwber:
I see that Prince has been polishing his rod again.... wait! his '64 Buick! You people are sick!