teambanzai:
I'm lucky to be alive aren't I Captain? Well no not really you weren't wearing a red shirt, now if any of them survived that would have been lucky.
Soozcat:
Cute. Cuddly. Delicious stuffed with prunes and baked at 425 for 2 hours.
MrAtomik:
"I just know I saw a man outside that window" Big deal captain, we;re on the first floor"
NurseNoir:
Shat Expression #278: The Stink Eye. Usually reserved for cappers.
YingYang:
"He won't let me fire him." "Lalalalalala, I can't hear you!!!"
NurseNoir:
This just proves once again that... (wait for it...) Edith Head gives great costume!
Agent_Moldy:
o/Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go...with Shatner's rug, and pants so snug, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho, hi-ho...o/
teambanzai:
What are you going to do with that Kirk, staple me? *kachink* Ow! *kachink kachink* Ow! Hey alright you made your point.
YingYang:
"If smarm were brains, and brains were good looks, I'd be the handsomest bastard this side of Babylon 5!"
Agent_Moldy:
Now, is that font the "EgoEnhanced Sans Serif" or just the "Bigletter Sans Serif?"
YingYang:
"Charles, it isn't what you think!" "Oh it isn't? So that wasn't a dyselxic sheep with three legs you were doing on my new waterbed?"
teambanzai:
Hey these aren't buttons! They're Gummy Bears. Try one Captain, they're yummy!
YingYang:
"You complete me." "You had me at Hello." "I didn't say Hello." "Shut up and kiss me."
YingYang:
"Did him, did him, did her, did him, watched him jerk off, gave her head, did her, did him.."
chopsticks:
Before Nasonex, I couldn't put my dogs ass to my nose without sneezing. Now I can sniff his ass over a full 24 hour period without discomfort. Thanks, Nasonex
teambanzai:
Duuuuuuuude I am soooooo BAKED!
Agent_Moldy:
...$75. Fishnet stockings...$15. Screengrab for YingYang...priceless.
kwagner:
:$155.95. Push up bra: $35.97. Lipstick: $10.15. The look on your Dads face when he realizes you're a cross dresser?: Priceless.