EnochF:
"Knott's Berry Farm is a theme park located near--" "I know what Knott's Berry Farm is, Spock. We *all* know what Knott's Berry Farm is." "Sorry."
teambanzai:
Excuse me but I would like to complain about the lack of thrill rides here at Knott's Berry Farm. Is this the right office?
Mr_Grant:
The 'San Quentinland' portion of Disney's California Adventure! See all your favorite TV characters doing hard time! Kirk! Maverick! Barney!...
teambanzai:
*ding* Correct ten is the right answer. Now what is the maximum you can have in Black jack? Well I'm going to have to take my pants off for that one.
teambanzai:
You boys aren't from around these parts are ya? What, Buena Park? No, but we are from Anaheim. [goes for his gun] That's Disney territory!
EnochF:
Connecting to www.firstaid.com. Please wait... [bleed] [bleed] Web site found. Loading... [bleed] [thump]
TeekieT:
...until you have to poo...and the bulb goes out...and there's NO toilet paper to be found ANYWHERE!
EnochF:
"Have you made a phaser yet, Mr. Scott?" "No, but here's a paper clip folded into the shape of a cute little bunny rabbit!"
Soozcat:
Bones and Scotty try to keep a straight face as Spock examines the illogical presence of sugar in the salt shaker.
Soozcat:
"Adding sugar to a savory meal is illogical, Doctor. I do not see how this joke can be seen as 'practical.'"
Mr_Grant:
Logic suggest an obvious answer: urbanization of the West will eventually render the Wild West lifestyle obsolete. So I advise we just sit tight and wait.
teambanzai:
Well that there that you're standing in son is what we like to call horse sh*t.
teambanzai:
Look no more whining it costs fortythree bucks to go to Disneyland, you're luck I can afford Knott's Berry Farm. Now shut up and have a good time damn it.
Soozcat:
Watch as Spock slides down off the conveyor belt and pops up on the other side a few seconds later.
Hinermad:
These kids are driving me CRAZY! You know what Robbie did? He put the cat in the dilithium chamber! Now she glows and screws up the TV when she walks by!
teambanzai:
Hey Bones which one of these buttons makes him get an errection? I've got an idea.
JAUSTRALIS:
Kirk:' hey baby! can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the $4 bucks? ups man: 'back off dude.. i'm about to deliver her a package!'
YetiMan:
"I can fly, I know I can!" "Look Bones, just go with it the LSD will wear off in a while." "BONES? WHY DID YOU CALL ME THAT!? AM I A SKELETON?!"