EnochF:
<bing> "What is Zanzibar?" <bing> "What is yttrium?" <bing> "Who is Alan Turing?" <bing> "What is canasta?" "Damn, we get it already. You're good at Jeopardy."
ArchHallJr:
"There's nothing you can do about it, see? We'll make as many butthead jokes as we like. Got that, hemmorhoid hair?"
rickubis:
Don't worry, I'll stiffen it by shoving a popsicle stick into the end of it. <SNAP!> Ow. Well, it broke. I can get *most* of the splinters out.
DarkOracle:
This is why I go to a woman's college...
teambanzai:
So that's why she went to a women's college. Yeah, kind a blows a hole in your she's really into woman theory doesn't it Captain? I can dream can't I? What ever.
YingYang:
"Captain, they've put us on hold." "What song are they playing?" "Macy Gray." "Ready photon torpedoes."
teambanzai:
OH, YEAH!!!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY??!!!??? WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!???
Mr_Grant:
~Captain, this 'Priceline' of which you speak is not logical. Why can't I just go to Starbase Costco? ~Oh, Spock. <sigh>
teambanzai:
Ah yes the look of a souped up Honda owner as a Big Block blows his doors off. Sorry pal but there's no replacement for displacement.
teambanzai:
Hi I'm Charlton Heston, and this is Pat Buchanan. Would you like to join the NRA?
NurseNoir:
"*pppffffrrrttt!!!* snort!! *PPPFFFTTTTRRRPPPTTT!* m'hehhh... *FFRRRTTTPPPHHTTPPTT*" "Cut it out, Spock!"
stareater:
"Those Nazis stole my beer barrel and my accordian! Now how am I supposed to Polka?"
NurseNoir:
Easily-distracted storm trooper: "Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Hei--- sayyyy, is that an ice cream truck???"
UnReality:
"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beierhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Buffoon:
"What is something George W. Bush only thinks he holds, Alex?" *DING!* "Correct!" "Great! I'll take Reasons to Hate the NRA for $600 please."
KIPPAGE:
"Yes! Ve are From De NRA! You SchwienHunt!, Prepare to Join.....Or Else!"
screambanzai:
EVERY GODDAMN EPISODE OF THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!