MedusaD:
"Lady, you better be raisin' that finger! I ain't that kind of Doughboy!"
Nos4a2:
[step turn pause flick twist kick step...] ~/I'm too sexy for this show, too sexy for this network, too sexy for this screengrab...\~
Agent_Moldy:
Easily Distracted Hulk: "Hulk help man up and take to--ooo, fireflies!!" *skips off, trying to catch them*
Nos4a2:
"Run for your life...It's the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse!" / "Never fear! Ann Richards' packin' heat." / "Hulk go green pee now."
PharaohMobius:
Another place, another time, another reality: Lee Harvey Oswald prepares to fire on Malibu Barbie.
PharaohMobius:
"Columbine High School Pep Squad! I'm selling candy--" "We're not interested." *click-click* "Oh, but I think you ARE interested!"
Hinermad:
"I can't identify this helmet, whether it's from Athens or Sparta." "Um... it's from K-Mart. They've got their Halloween stuff out already."
NurseNoir:
"Who?? Mike? Last name Hunt? Mike Hunt? Why are you laughing?? Do you know who I am?? I'm the damned Attorney General! I'll BUST yo' ass! WHO IS THIS??"
PharaohMobius:
Hey kids! You're just in time for "Doctor Molesto's Saucy Puppet Show!" Wait a minute, and I'll slip the stage around my waist...
amycamus:
"If there was any truth to this rumors, we'd be seein' terriers holding us hostile with a toonami of subliminable adverterising."
Agent_Moldy:
He's Joe Cocker-ing! NURRRSE! CODE BLUE, ROOM 317!
Buffoon:
"What is the reaction of most guys to Pamela Anderson nude, Alex?" *DING!!* "Correct!" "I'll take Things Only The French Are Drunk Enough To Eat for $600."
DarkOracle:
After there child mistakenly flushes the baby Croc down the toliet, Terry and the other member of the crew wait for Steve to come up for air.
DarkOracle:
Jesus SFC I can't tell if she's eating "Rice Crispies" or testing for pregnancy! Pay the Bill on time!"
Generik:
"...See, the bumper sticker said 'Honk if you're Amish.'" "'Honk if you're..." "You don't get it, do you?" "Well, give me a minute!"
amycamus:
Just for the mischevous hell of it, the moon creeps about 150,000 miles closer to the earth before popping up over the horizon and scaring everyone to death.
Spatch:
"Well, if the horse had a name, it would come when we called it. But NOOOOOOOO..."
teambanzai:
Dude I totally dreamed that I was smoking a fatty this big, when I woke up my pillow was on the floor smoldering.