questor:
Suddenly, I realized God was watching. It kinda broke the mood.
YetiMan:
O.J. Simpson, and Bryant Gumble capped off a night on the town with line dancing at Jeb's Bar and Grill... the O.J requested Mack the knife, ruining the evening
Mr_Grant:
Later at the inquest: --He reached into his jacket, so I fired. How was I to know it was a wallet? --OK, the shooting is ruled justified.
Soozcat:
Beware the GOP Cappers... they are everywhere, driving sensible cars... doing daring things like parallel parking...
Mr_Grant:
Doug McClure; Pam Dawber: “Dork & Mindy”
amycamus:
Jed followed the incessant "Polly want a cracker!" hoping for some action. But it was just a bird. He went back to fixin' his truck.
Generik:
Keeping up with the latest White Trash Chic, the owner of this ancient Bavarian castle is in the process of putting an Airstream facade in front of it.
Fruitcake_Man:
Wait a minute. . .he said his name was Rand McNally. . .and he sang in a barbershop in Skokie, Illonois. . . .(Drops coffee cup.)
IMissMST3K:
"What do you want? I am Helen of Hunt and this is Kurt of Rustle! The man standing behind him is Extra of Unknown who might as well be wearing a red shirt..."
teambanzai:
Hey it's Silica the Godess of Breast implants.
rickubis:
.oO{ Now *there's* something you don't see every day. A monkey and a squirrel. I guess the offspring are called "squonkeys". }
teambanzai:
Unlike Medusa stairing at this womans breast only turns one part to stone and it generally only works on men.
David_Stark:
The results of John Candy's cannonball from the roof into the backyard pool! The death toll has now reached the hundreds . . .
PharaohMobius:
She's lost in a dizzying whirlwind of cognitive activity; churning and bubbling with intellectual inspiration. Or, she's thinking about kittens again.
Mr_Grant:
And I’m sure we are all praying for the parachute’s full recovery.
questor:
Alanis Morisette's new song, "Isn't it Bionic".
Agent_Moldy:
"What's so funny, Jaime?" *snicker* "I'm just thinking that if you switch the first letter of your 1st & last name, it would be Torrest F*cker. Heeheehee!"
Mr_Grant:
The Bush-Cheney Racing Special: 1.5 MPG, leans to right, spins out in final stretch.