Mr_Grant:
*DING* --What is "When does Sci-Fi suck?" --Correct, for $200. --I'll take "Bad Ben Murphy shows" for $100...
LuvBJones:
When two injection-molded plastic containers love each other very much...
Buffoon:
"You see... when two injection-molded plastic containers are very, very drunk...."
anti_hero:
It's as if he has "punch me" tattooed on his face.
teambanzai:
Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand. I have one question for you can you attend my class?
teambanzai:
Okay any second now.... Damn this Viagra's slow... Oh, wait somethings happening.
teambanzai:
Hail almighty Satan, thank you for calling GOP Headquarters how can I help you?
PharaohMobius:
o/` They're lesbos / Identical lesbos / They kiss alike / They lick alike / They even pick up chicks alike... o/`
Generik:
Tim Leary Sugar Cubes. In small, medium, and OhMyGodIJustSawSatan.
Generik:
Last time I looked at the Kama Sutra, this position required two elephants and a camel for completion
matrix29:
Quick quiz... A large dog is in the middle of the road. You can: [A] Swerve off and risk death [B] Stop the car with the brakes [C] Hit the stupid dog and live
magus735:
grabs his nipples! quick!
tree_hugger:
Lars Ulrich's Napster theater
teambanzai:
Hi, I'm Lars Ulrich for Napster. [Lars wakes up in a cold sweat screaming]
NurseNoir:
"Russian gold medal gymnast marries middle-aged American capper in bizarre black-and-white ceremony."
Generik:
Close-up of Buffoon's ex-wife's heart, the letterboxed, Venetian blind version.
YingYang:
"Can I squeeze it?" "No." "Put my face in them?" "No." "Take pictures of them, put them on my blow-up doll and go at it imagining you?" "Why not?"
UnReality:
"Maybe you should stop hanging out at Chuck E Cheese and get a real job there, huh, Chief?"