Hinermad:
"Aw, darnit! I just put new tires on my Pinto!" "Were they Firestones?" "Yeah - how'd you know?" "Just a guess. I'd say you reached critical mass."
NurseNoir:
Easily-distracted psychic: "Yes, it's your grandmother. She says she's finally going to tell you the big family secret. It's... HEY, is that a SpamWich???"
Hinermad:
The OSU Buckeyes team bus overturned at the I-90 & 390 interchange. Several players escaped, tying up traffic until they could be tranquilized and captured.
teambanzai:
Sam Donaldson and Carol Burnett in their early days as Vegas Show girls.
amycamus:
"Hmm...isn't it curious that this plot involves a TIRE, and one of the show's sponsors is a TIRE company?" "Pull the Explorer around the front, will ya?"
amycamus:
"Free Mumia! And, uh, WTO out of China! Oh, and uh, no more bad things! Ever!"
amycamus:
"Psst! Pissant Democrat!" "Fuckhead Repubican!" "Stupid ass Nation reader!" "National Review subscriber!" "Chai head!" "Sanka lover!"
Generik:
Summer of SciFi: Much like the Summer of Sam, only with less focus and far more victims.
teambanzai:
This looks remarkably like Pot. Space Pot? Well we better take a sample for... Experimentation? Exactly. How Much? A kilo or two should do.
Xigeous:
What time is it...? It's 7 of 9! (ha ha ha ha ha! Ya see, there are those clocks and she looks like... sigh... never-mind.)
Mr_Grant:
Mmmmmm! What a nice dream. Got to see Seven of Nine?s Two of Twos.
skidminix:
"Dammit, he's too limp to be an effective battering ram... try the knob..."
anti_hero:
"Great, my leg hurts, I ripped my pants, and I'm still stuck in this room."
teambanzai:
And Tonya Harding almost forms a cognitive thought. Almost.
kilroy105:
One great thing about Tonya Harding was her uncanny way of playing Clue. "Hmm... I say it was Sean Eckhart... with the Lead Pipe.. at Cobo Arena."
kwagner:
Is your universe infested with pesky intelligent life forms? Hahhah, whose isn't! Try new ultra strength Drano!
wunshu:
When I saw her it was love at first sight, those flappy lips, that long flowing hair, those knotted up butt hairs. she's beautiful!
rickubis:
Remember, stalacTITES hang "tight" to the ceiling. And stalagMITES...well, I MIGHT hit you upside your head if you forget.