keelboard:
"Whoo! I am ripped. What is this stuff anyway?" "Brake fluid."
keelboard:
What do you mean we're lost? Well, I turned off the main road onto this shortcut (ominous music playing)...
keelboard:
Great, now we're out of gas (more ominous music).
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Oh my God. A Hawaiian shirt factory outlet! Pull over! Pull over!"
Mr_Grant:
--I?m personally reporting you cappers to Pat Buchanan. --Um, he?s Reform now. --Huh? OK then? Gary Bauer! *capper screams of agony*
NurseNoir:
Oh, well... one woman's diaphragm is another's wading pool...
nashtbrutusandshort:
Newt Gingrich's third wife mysteriously disappears during a chartered flight from Atlanta to D.C.
NurseNoir:
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Look, there's one now... "
LuvBJones:
*Fighting temptation to do a donut cap*
Fisk:
Uh Oh! Alex Trebek escaped from his cage again!
Mr_Grant:
You can count on it?or my name isn?t Lee Horsl- er, Tom Bereng-, um, Tom Skerri- AW CRAP, who am I again?
Generik:
"Young man! Are you touching my vulva?" "Excuse me?" "My car! Are you touching my car?" "Oh. You mean 'Volvo.'" "Whatever."
LuvBJones:
"So I made a riff about a Volvo, and this lady just started hitting me!"
Mr_Grant:
(1... 2... 3...) Oh, it's burst into flames! This is terrible, ladies and gentlemen! Oh the piganity!
Mr_Grant:
He should be in soft focus all the time. DO YOU HEAR ME SCI FI? ALL THE TIME!
Davon:
'What do you mean you don't know how to drive a hovercraft? Every action hero knows how to drive a friggin' HOVERCRAFT!'
anti_hero:
"For more Sci-fi insert quarter."
juxstapo:
Come a step closer and I'll kill the planet!! I WILL!!