![]() gleeb: "Reads sexual subtext in the works of Poe." Ha, that's gonna follow her around all day! |
![]() keogh: Poor Sarah. Admittedly, if Eric had contentions with her arguments about early attempts at socialism, he should have brought them up during polysci, but nothing beats a sucker punch. |
![]() teambanzai: Sure you can have your Poe, and your Whitman but what the hell was going with Faulkner? Have you read A Rose for Emily? |
![]() TyranosaurisRex: "My little horse must think it queer, to stop without a village near." "Quit reading Frost. You know he was a pervert." |
![]() carbonbased: .oO (Damn Oprah...I can't make head or tails of Faulkner) Oo. |
![]() Generik: "Sexual subtext in Edgar Allen Poe?! What are you, cracked? Everyone knows it's WALT WHITMAN you want to point the pervert finger at!" |
![]() keogh: "Yes, I'm damn sure this isn't how to play Go." "I thought it was Pente." "Wait, we're not playing checkers?" "There's three of us, does it LOOK like we're playing checkers?" |
![]() carbonbased: This is the house where Melville and Hawthorne spent the summer. Nudge nudge, know what I mean? |
![]() keogh: "Joyce Carol Oates? Did 'er." |
![]() gleeb: "Yeah! Go Melville! We're here! We write deadeningly long chapters about the Whiteness of the Whale! Get over it!" |
![]() keogh: Fuck Coronet, fuck Rosemary Clooney, and fuck you, too. |
![]() keogh: "Well, sure, I read some Melville back in college, but I never...whoa, Nelly! NOW I see what you mean! What a freak." |
![]() carbonbased: "Have you read any Burroughs, Eric?" |
![]() teambanzai: Gladiator movies, Oscar Wilde? Okay where's this conversation going? |
![]() teambanzai: Subtext? Look haven't you ever heard the term some times a cigar is just a cigar. You ever read Clinton's autobiography. Damn you and your logic. |
![]() keogh: "James A. Michener had a whole staff who wrote his books for him." "What are you suggesting?" "...nothin'." |
![]() carbonbased: "Who can tell me which Babylonian fertility myth underlies 'The Cat In the Hat'?" |
![]() keogh: "I can't help but think having Picasso redo the lunchroom during his 'blacker'n shit' period was a mistake." |
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