AgentQ:
Incompetent femme fatale Dayla Cherone often tried to tempt men with seductive come-ons like "Why don't you come up here and fuck me so I can frame you for murder?"
ROBOTCROWT:
Well, I wonder what Nick, Jarrod, and Heath would say about their old Mom NOWWW.
teambanzai:
I don't remember this episode of The Big Valley.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"I do wear a white hat, but a black suit too. I'm ambivalent, you see." "You mean you can write with both hands?"
AgentQ:
While attempting to give the commanding officer a gentle massage, Vicki inadvertently discovered the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Hippie:
Phil did it every night when his wife went to bed after complaining their poker game was keeping her up. But this time... the finger went off.
teambanzai:
Look will you just go up to Reagan's room and find out what the hell all that racket's about and see if she's seen my crusafix.
AgentQ:
Officer Mulrooney would face criminal charges. Opponents claimed he murdered the suspect in cold blood; Mulrooney said his finger had merely gone off by accident.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Don't worry, I never keep it load-" *BANG*
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Okay, I'll just patch us through to Henderson now." *BANG*
AgentQ:
Every time Harry would try to talk about their relationship, Tom would just shout "calling all cars" repeatedly until Harry left.
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Well well, it's just you and me, toaster."
teambanzai:
As he went in for the discreat scratch Ted finally got all those pocket pool jokes that have gone over his head for so many years.
Hippie:
Well, I suppose if nobody's watching, I can finally scratch an itch. Ah, that's the st-- *BLAAAM* *Christ!!!
AgentQ:
"How many times must I ask you to stop staring at my breasts?" "I'm sorry, Mary! It's just... it's all I can do to keep from cupping them with my hands!" "Gerald!" "Nurse me, Mary!" *slap*
Hippie:
The name's Psycho. Not Francis... Psycho. Any of you HOMOS calls me Francis... I kill you.
Generik:
"Hey, check it out - Funky Chicken! Funky Chicken, motherfuckers! Wooohoooo!! FUNKY CHIIIICKENNNNNN, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRSSSS!!! Yeah!!"
Hippie:
That's it, Homo... yer fuckin' dead!