FryGirl:
*Attempting a reinactment of the butter scene from "Last Tango In Paris" done by automobile*
carbonbased:
"'Anthrax Found In Pepsi Bottles'...oh, shit."
Generik:
You lips, your boss' ass. Simple as that.
teambanzai:
I knew it Success is nothing but a ponzi sceme!
teambanzai:
Stop Drop and Roll everyone remembers that one the first time they set them selves on fire. Well except for those Vietnamese monks but I think they were trying to make a point.
keogh:
"No teddy bears? No GI Joes?" "Look, kid, like I told ya, it's now the Tea Service for Tots program. We're busy marines, so you want one lump or two?"
McFrenzy:
We tell them to take the Pop-tarts out of the foil pouch, but do they listen?
keogh:
I kinda thought it was as simple as "Stop, Drop, and Roll." I sure hope they don't expect Patty to start firebreaks, order up helicopters with Bambi buckets, and organize the evacuation.
gleeb:
In the event of fire, remember to take hostages.
gleeb:
Today, we will learn the Use of the Chair, including its impact on modern art, politics, and medicine.
gleeb:
"Don't worry, I'll talk you through your first Sit."
teambanzai:
Chairs, patient and taciturn, wait to serve us every day...
Generik:
"...and finally, give my regards to Edgar, and tell him that I didn't kill myself just because he's a selfish, ungrateful, cheating bastard, but also because I hate my hair."
teambanzai:
*riiippppp* *fold* *fold* *fold* CRAP paper cut! * fold* *fold* Look a swan. [accountant oragami]
gleeb:
After a while, she almost forgot the chair was in use. Careful, this is where beginners will make mistakes, becoming cocksure, and end up in trouble.
Shanky:
"The law offices of Heywood Jablowme, how may I help you?"
Shanky:
"What's the matter, Cindy?" "I was walking to school and Christian Slater grabbed my ass!"
keogh:
"Tough it out, Sarah. This is eighth grade, and when you suggest Poe may have had unnatural sexual attitudes toward his cousins, you gotta be ready for a right-cross in rebuttal."