Generik:
Kent State, Ohio, May 4, 1970. Suddenly, a shot rings out and National Guardsmen all across America realize their true mission in life: Stop those kids playing tag at all costs!
Generik:
"Don't tell me you've never heard of a 'Lucky Pierre'... Peter." "But my name's Fred!" "Not today, it isn't. Not in French."
keogh:
On trial for first-degree murder, Mr. Rogers angrily upsets the desk... well, really a stack of papers. Okay, he pushed the plea bargain away from himself in surprise. But if you had seen it happen...
Generik:
"No, really, I think any time is the right time for a Lyndon Larouche cap. And as soon as I get this song out of my head, I'm going to make one."
keogh:
"Whoa, hold on, some of the early Pete Cetera stuff was okay...let's not get too crazy."
teambanzai:
Yep that was me, kind of sells like burning tires doesn't it?
evetsggod:
uh-oh, i smell a dance number... (smells kinda like tires, though)
amycamus:
Jumbo shrimp! Military intelligence! Help desk!
teambanzai:
*Kansas not included
Generik:
"I am gonna phone-sex the hell out of that Domino's delivery guy... and I sure am glad that caller ID hasn't been invented yet!"
keogh:
"Someday we're hoping to have an automated machine that plays checkers." "What's the holdup?" "There's a 'king me' issue in the code."
keogh:
They insisted on intelligent design. But Charles Darwin doesn't give up that easily. Oh, no, my friend. He is relentless...
Generik:
"I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred... and those of you who are about to say 'sixty-nine' better remember that I can recognize your voices from here..."
keogh:
"Perhaps she meant irony, sir?" "No." "Satire?" "Nope. Jenkins? Anything?" "Uhhh...palindromes?" "Highly doubtful." "Contradiction in terms?" "Put it in the 'maybe' pile."
amycamus:
There's nothing like a bake sale in Santa Cruz.
Generik:
Video from They Might Be Brandos - "Make a Little Teahouse of the August Moon in Your Soul."
keogh:
That explains my spotty caps today...I'll blame it on sunspots. Ooo, look, here comes another one...I sense a Palancic Earwigs caption comin' our way.
Generik:
"We've got Congress, the White House and the courts. So bend over and squeal, bitches! HA!!"