bargainbrandbeing:
"You must remember Bones. Many life forms haven't even seen a chair before, let alone know how to use one."
teambanzai:
Excuse me but did you just say "bitchin"?
smilingvillain:
"Scotty slides into second."
teambanzai:
*SMACK* Okay I'll ask again who would you rather sleep with?
Erik_Dressel:
Spock ponders what the word "dude" means...
teambanzai:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking. Well I'm hoping we haven't beamed into a giant bowl of Coco Crispies. I was thinking Grape Nuts but close enough.
smilingvillain:
"Be prepared for the dark side by always making sure your light saber is properly recharged."
Mr_Grant:
Sort of a Canadian version of Anthony Hopkins and Jodie Foster. "And then I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Molson."
Agent_Moldy:
Easily Distracted Investigator: "...and it is my belief that the killer is none other than -- hey, a bottle of Miss Clairol!"
Agent_Moldy:
"I can't believe none of the other nurses will shower with me," thought Major Houlihan, as she headed off toward the shower tent...
Mr_Grant:
*No occurences of your search term 'swollen nipples' *
teambanzai:
PUMAT of Neal Patrick Harris, Corey Feldman, and Corey Haims, wait I just described Maculy Culkin didn't I?
Agent_Moldy:
"I'm this many." "That's nice, Mr. Ribisi, now if you could just hit your mark, this time..."
Agent_Moldy:
Hmm, it's the abbreviation for one of the months of the year. Ummm... man, I *hate* these scrambled word puzzles!
teambanzai:
Okay now really Calista Flockart has lost way too much weight, if she weren't wearing glasses we wouldn't be able to see her.
Blinker:
The Olympic finals in Pairs Figure-Trucking
Agent_Moldy:
Only one of these boobs is real. Can *you* tell which one?
teambanzai:
Oh that's it! You can just watch me sache out of here.